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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

I laugh with them

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-surprise:

-surprise:

me trying to reach goals in my life

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and when i reach them

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

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only a week and a half in an how I feel

only a week and a half in an how I feel

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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is it bad that I have more tumblr friends than real friends

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

exactly

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